I am a little on the crazy/oblivious/close the edge of socially acceptible.
But today I may have reached yet another new low.
Not sure but I think I may possibly have gone into the grocery store with my mp3 player playing, my sunglasses on, and a pantiliner stuck to the back of my leg.
Yes.
I did.
Discovered it AFTER I came out, humming along to music, and hopped in my car. And felt a weird crunch under my thigh.
I can't say exactly how this happened, or yeah, ok, I can. I went for a run EARLY this morning, went to the grocery store all sweaty and nasty with my mp3 still on and sunglasses too (you know, if I have on sunglasses, no one will recognize me looking so skanky). Best I can figure, the sweat combined with my slightly too short for public consumption shorts worked together to release the pantyliner (always wear one when running. i've have kids - duh!).
So, this was a slightly used, very sweaty, sticking to the back of my thigh hot mess.
But, on the plus side, I did have the good sense to go to a grocery store that I don't ALWAYS go to. And it was seven in the morning and not busy.
Still. I am crazy. The crazy pantyliner lady, that's what they will call me. Probably on my grave even.
Damn. Even I am laughing at me.
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Things to come in '10
- Friends - past and present and future - to share it with
- six minute miles
- A Killers concert
- more time with four great kids
- the Bar (hmm, and after the Bar, the bar?)
- more tears, more laughs, more flirting and more chaos
- lots more charity runs
- skydiving
- Africa
- Mount Kilamanjaro
- Greece and Italy
- Triathalon
- A job....
Things I have done in my life
- worked in the federal court system for a great judge
- voted for Clinton (Bill), Bush (junior) and Nader(the only)
- flirted to get a free drink, to get out of a ticket and to distract someone
- ran from the Bay to the Breakers
- got married in Vegas
- learned that I don't know much
- Europe
- cried honest tears over someone else's pain
- raised four fine kids
- started a nonprofit
- the marathon
4 comments:
That's both awful and hilarious. Wardrobe malfunction! A friend's mom once told me her story about being pregnant and walking down a busy street in Boston, and she noticed that people were honking at her and waving. She thought they were being friendly, until she realized she'd walked three blocks with the back of her dress tucked into the back of her pantyhose.
Bwahahaha!!!
LOL! I'm so glad stuff like this happens to other people, too.
Yes, ladies, it happened, and I can laugh at it. Sorta. glad others have shared my pain. I won't lie. For a minute when I hit "post" I wondered if perhaps I had revealed too much - shown just how far down the food chain I am ;-)
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